I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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