I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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