Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
only if we run a train.
done.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
All the doctor said was why
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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