IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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