Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
did i just pee glitter
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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