dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
foreskin is a definite game changer
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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