I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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