I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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