barbara walters just said penis...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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