I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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