i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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