Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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go home
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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