Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
