there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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