His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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