so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
It's official drugs can't kill me
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Every concussion has its silver lining
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
