ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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