so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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