I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
