How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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