where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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