I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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