your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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