Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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