he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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