Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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