You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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