We're like a lot better than the average bears
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
i out mim tonsoeep
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