i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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