Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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