My nipple is on Facebook.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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