Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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