In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Randomize
