Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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