I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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