susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
i out mim tonsoeep
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