one might say we're banned from that church
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
