2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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