Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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