just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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