lets start a swedish sibling band together
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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