She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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