Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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