Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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