That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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