I want to stick my p in your. b.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
