i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
When did angry sex become our thing?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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