At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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