I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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