im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
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That's how twitter works, right?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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