You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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