Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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