we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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