she pinky promised me she was 18
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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