I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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