I heard we made out
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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