I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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